Towelie v. Matsumoto him, win, actually, anything, ordinary

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I am being dead serious this time. Who do you think would win? The answer isn't as obvious as people may think, and quite a few might actually be wrong.

Growl, Heineko!

How will Haineko affect Towelie?

It will tear him to shreds.

How so? Towelie is no ordinary towel, and Ash can't do anything really...you're confusing Haineko with Senbonzakura O_O

Towlie doesn't do shit except weed.

boobagegt;gt;gt;gt;gt;gt;gt;gt;gt;gt;gt;gt; towelie.

dammit i thought you guys voted already!! *embarassed*

anyway.. boobs always win


Originally Posted by Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy

   * The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.     A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.     More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have quot;lostquot;. What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
   * Hence a phrase which has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in quot;Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.quot; (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)

loq thread


Originally Posted by BlitzkriegTowlie doesn't do shit except weed.

That still doesnt change the fact that Towelie can't be destroyed by Matsumoto.


Originally Posted by Pintsizeloq thread

thats only saying what a towel is good for. not wether it can fight, towelie loses.,

That is telling you why a towel cannot be beaten.

/thread


Originally Posted by PintsizeThat is telling you why a towel cannot be beaten.

/thread

no its not you dee dee dee. its telling what a towel is good for. that sit.

lol towlie uses hes weed powerup.


Originally Posted by Juugo Smashlol towlie uses hes weed powerup.

Exactly lol