Man Kills Self with DIY Guillotine police, next, shopping, center, posted

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Story posted HERE:Originally Posted by Detroit News SourcePolice Find Man's Body, Guillotine In Wooded Area

POSTED: 2:45 pm EDT September 12, 2007
UPDATED: 7:44 pm EDT September 12, 2007
ALLEN PARK, Mich. -- The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said.

The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.

Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device.

quot;I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct,quot; he said. quot;This man obviously was very determined to end his life.quot;

That's not what his wife meant when she said she wanted him to give head.
He went medieval on his own ass...

he shouldnt have been so quot;headquot; strong.

He got a little aquot;headquot; of himself, there, and didn't think this all the way through.

Oh puns!

No Austin Powers jokes.

So far, TheDarkAdonis wins with his first post.

Original and very clever.

Chop 'til your head drops.

lol my joke sucks, but at least it's not just another generic quot;a headquot; joke

now dont go start losing your head now...

lol wow i bet he wondered how long his brain would function after it got cut off

looks like medivial are a quot;headquot; again.

He wanted to get a head start in the afterlife.

Heads are gonna roll on this one.

Oh wait ....

Seriously, though, this was rather elaborate for a suicide.  I wonder why he was so riddled with guilt that he felt the need to be executed.

Maybe he was an immortal who wanted to finally end it.  It's kind of hard to cut your own head off without something like this.

Guillotine wasn't medieval. It was pre-victorian 1789-1972 or somethin. damn that really sucks for the poor guy, must have not wanted to suffer anymore.Oh yeah Source?

Guess he is not that head strong.
But still that is one heck of a way to go out.


Originally Posted by Taish#333;gunOh yeah Source?

For the article?  The link is in the OP.

That's pretty psycho...

He did that because he knew he would  never be the quot;Headquot; of an major Corporation.Originally Posted by AnaiyaMaybe he was an immortal who wanted to finally end it.  It's kind of hard to cut your own head off without something like this.
Hidan No!!!

i was shocked to hear that there is a DIY guillotine available on the market

Wow, that is...impressive. I wonder what they are going to do with the guillotine now. The amount of research he placed into it and time must have been quite amazing. I wonder if anyone noticed his interest in constructing such a thing.


Originally Posted by dummy plugi was shocked to hear that there is a DIY guillotine available on the market

dummy plug it's called DIY for a reason. The guy assembled it all himself.

Wow, how does someone not notice someone making a DIY guillotine?


Originally Posted by TheDarkAdonis45He went medieval on his own ass...

I laughed out loud at that one.